When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.
by ElectricErin December 7, 2007
Get the Zebra Tanmug. by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019
Get the Kevin Tanmug. Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”
Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?
Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..
Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..
by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018
Get the Tongue Tanningmug. Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
Get the Captains Tanmug. by Anonymous November 3, 2003
Get the tan bananamug. by VannaTan April 22, 2007
Get the vanna tanmug. A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.
by Bryan Oei March 31, 2005
Get the Ah tanmug.