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Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown
Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked
by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022
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Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.
"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"
by McSand_boi May 10, 2023
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Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.
Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?
by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023
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Professor

A guy who you feel nervous around and have confusing feelings for (aka a secret code name for your crush)
by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022
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Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010
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