paris hilton

A personal favorite. When you’re banging a shallow, bleached-blonde, little rich girl, turn off all the lights and start recording the festivities on your night vision equipped DV cam. Then after banging her every which way and you’re ready to cum, make this rich bitch scream twice. By shooting it into both her Louis Vuitton bag and Manolo Blahnik shoes.

Last night, after P. Diddy's birthday party, I left with Tara Reid and paris hilton'd her all night long.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

paris hilton

you know paris hilton, the skinny whore who has more money than god.

bob:that paris hilton sure is hot.
Sue:oh,last night at the club i saw her with your grandpa.
Bob: what? Whore

by scarysnowman May 31, 2004

Paris Hilton

a skinny ultra rich-aloud-to-be-slut...who makes porns and has a show that makes us poor people feel even worse called the "simple life" meaning OUR life....

Oh look, that is so a PARIS HILTON wannabe!

by NessYo May 6, 2006

paris hilton

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.

Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!

by Paul McCabe September 5, 2005

paris hilton

A moron with absolutely no morals or brains, who is completely FAKE in every way, a racist bigoted bitch who is so shallow it could make your had spin! She actually has people idolizing her because she is rich and wears expensive clothes. Get a grip, people! She says in her stupid pink book.'...only have billionaire friends.' So all you'fans' out there, she wouldn't look twice at ya! Dumbasses!

See also: shallow, snob, stupid,

by Mouse January 1, 2005

Paris Hilton

Oh my gosh! I fucking hate Paris fucking Hilton!! Talk about a talentless whore! We wouldn’t even know who the hell she was if she wasn’t such a fucking whore! She can’t act, sing or do shit, she just stands there with her hand on her hip and smiles and gets money for it! I hate that bitch!!!

she is an over spoilt ,Dumb blonde who should rot in hell

by jaime February 4, 2005

Paris Hilton

A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?

Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous

Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways

Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks

Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!

by Rae Rae May 26, 2005