c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

Matty

A very attractive guy that makes among us jokes to much.

Jimmy: Matty is kinda hot
Girl 1: Yah I know, he looks nice
Jimmy: are you going to ask him out?
Girl 1: No duh

by Matty_Fatty June 14, 2022

Mattie

she is so sexy with good boobs and low-key a slag . she is always high

A: yo that's Mattie!
B: wife her up!!

by m2trapppy March 23, 2022

matty

cutest guy around

super tall and funny

colorado kid

matty is so perfect

by yourmomlovesmichealbjordanong May 3, 2022

Matty

Will likely projectile poo in your closet.

Matty has a dead cat.

by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024