squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 February 23, 2016

Squat cobbler

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.

Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.

by Clive Bixby February 23, 2016

squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).

squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...

by shakkkkaaaa February 26, 2016

bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity

Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL

by awesomo does not compute March 29, 2009

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

by Bazinga_Punk_NJ February 24, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert

Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard

by cellophanefriend February 23, 2016