Allentown brown

Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.

fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"

fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."

fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."

by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009

brown kiss

When you suck a fart out of a someone's ass, hold your breath and then kiss them, releasing the fart gas into their mouth.

John: Bro Emma gave me a brown kiss last night it was so hot
James: Bro that's disgusting, get your mind checked
John: Nah bro don't kinkshame

by Lintowl July 24, 2020

A Jaben Brown

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown

After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.

by Demetriusdomiko May 29, 2019

brown and serve

Another term for ass-to-mouth sex. The penis is brown from anal sex and then is presented (served) to the partner's mouth.

I gave Devon the Brown and serve yesterday

by Joey Paisan January 5, 2008

brown suckies

The discoloured portion of skin found at the terminus of a boob.

David moaned, uncontrollably, when Stephen licked his brown suckies.

by Gym-bo December 28, 2015

Brown Boxer

This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.

Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"

Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"

by Cheezedadadada November 6, 2010

Brown Baby

When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"

"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."

by Fasteddie666 March 12, 2021