amazon

I Amazon.

Dude you live in your van, where do you piss? I Amazon. I piss in a drink container.

by Karma Lodro April 27, 2021

Amazon Bop

A woman who starts working at an Amazon warehouse and suddenly becomes a freaky whore. The effects of the "Amazon Bop" phenomenon can effect single women or ones currently in a relationship.

"You talk to Jamie lately? He was down bad in love with that Amazon Bop Kaelie last i heard"
"Bro, you said your girl started at AMAZON? Nah bro, its over. She's boutta turn into an Amazon bop."

by Samurijackfan283 February 9, 2025

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

amazoned

When you buy something on amazon.

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.

by KoroOW February 7, 2018

Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.

The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!

by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021

Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

Amazon Music

Music streaming platform founded by Amazon.com, Inc.

I'm going to listen to Amazon Music.

by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022