Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.

Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!

by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014

tentacular

adj.
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening

"George was a tentacular jerk last night; he must have managed to touch my butt ten times in the course of an hour."

by tentacular March 4, 2010

tentacle sex

When tentacles enter every hole in your body when having sex with a squid or octopus

I had tentacle sex the other day

by PabloIsPotatoe December 2, 2016

Teata

A woman who is confident, strong, and courageous, and the most beautiful person both inside and out.

Wow, she's so pretty! She must be a Teata.

I wish I was as strong as that Teata...

by Whatsyourfavoritecolor December 20, 2016

Tentacles In My Outh

When your friends hair is in your mouth and they seem like tentacles from and octopus/octopi (not discriminating)

There are tentacles in my outh I just want to get them away

by Didneoiene November 25, 2018

Ephrem Tesfaye

ladys man is one of the greatest rapper of our generation he has this cutest face and a dream a body people may say this is a lie but they can go fu** there selfs he is a brave man and not scared of anything he has so much courage and will stand up to anyone

Um have u seen that new kid Ephrem Tesfaye hes so cute i wish i could date him hes already taken though girl starts crying

by TekashiMyBalls September 14, 2018

Testalitius

When one has been giving head and following that has a sore throat/swollen/glands - Like Tonsillitus. Means man now has testalitius.

"My Throat hurts."
"Sounds Like Testalitius after last night!"
"¬_¬"

by Robyn Cator December 29, 2006