tattooed old ladies

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.

Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

tattoo shark

A ruthless greedy person who steals ideas or ideals from others because they are too depressed to confidently think of their own.

A tattoo shark is someone who gets ideas for tattoos from music video clips like for example Limp Bizkit.

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

tattooed tears

Its the one that thugs shed when their accomplices die.

Like "I shed tattooed tears during these multiple years"

by Manpreet Grewal (Punjab) January 23, 2004

Electric Zombie Tattoo

A tattoo/piercing shop in Athens, PA. The best tattoo shop in the area.
Open 7 days a week with very reasonable rates for custom tattoos and body piercing.

Person 1: Wow! What an amazing tattoo! Where did you get that done?

Person 2: Electric Zombie Tattoo!

by marieisocean August 15, 2011

Butterfly Tattoo

A lot of women have tattoos these days. But 20 years ago if you saw a butterfly tattoo on a woman's arm, it usually identified them as an absolute slag. An arm tramp stamp so to speak.

"Mate, don't go out with her, she's not your class. Look at the butterfly tattoo on her arm, she's a ned!!"

by infamous budgerigar July 4, 2016

tattoo

When one desides to pay someone to draw all over their body. Tattoos are feelings that last for about two minutes, then you regret getting it.

Remember: When your old, the "sexy whore" you tattooed on your back will look like a saggy monkey.

My friends tattooed my arms with Crayola marker in art class. My dad was hella-mad.

by Sydney January 14, 2005

tattoo

1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others
2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one
3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly
4. a rite of passage into American conformity
5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat!"
6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment
7. The next generation will rebel against them

Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005