Mooch Tan

The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.

Hey man can I get a ride?

Screw off, you fat lazy leech!

Shit, he must have seen my mooch tan...

by McRunsfast January 14, 2009

Grunge Tan

When you get a sunburn and/or sun tan while wearing ripped jeans.

“When she went skating she developed a grunge tan.”

“She got a grunge tan worse than her flannel.”

by Alcoholismispower June 1, 2021

Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind

This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

vanna tan

better than vanna white, because she's tan and awesome!

you're so vanna tan ; )

by VannaTan April 22, 2007

Ah tan

A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.

Becareful!!! Ah Tan is at the door

by Bryan Oei March 31, 2005