jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.

Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"

by Robert Chives July 28, 2014

Zebra Tan

When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.

Hey dude, did you see cheryl sporting that new zebra tan?

by ElectricErin December 7, 2007

Tan Man

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”

Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?

by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018

Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

vanna tan

better than vanna white, because she's tan and awesome!

you're so vanna tan ; )

by VannaTan April 22, 2007

Ah tan

A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.

Becareful!!! Ah Tan is at the door

by Bryan Oei March 31, 2005