shark tank keto diet pills

i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it

shark tank keto diet pills

by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011

wank n' tank

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.

I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.

by emupop October 10, 2014

Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.

John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.

by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009

sceptic tank

Cockney (E.London, Great Britain) rhyming slang for Yank American.
A disparaging term for a U.S. citizen.
(Sadly, those poor souls afflicted by political correctness usually confine it to Americans of European origin.)

Far too many of the definitions in this site are courtesy of retarded sceptic tanks.

by wildkitten September 12, 2008

Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

Turtle Tank Stank

the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.

Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?

by cz2100 November 11, 2014