Tallahasee Steamroller

when doing a fat chick she makes a strange
horn sound and rolls over you
flattening you and ending your life

total fatality

Poor scott he was a great guy befor that
chick gave him a tallahasee steamroller.
now he's dead

by sexmonkey6969jakescottandandy April 9, 2009

Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf October 13, 2016

Tallahassee Hershey Squirt

After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.

"my girl gave me the best Tallahassee Hershey Squirt"

by Tasticx March 12, 2021

Tallahassee

the codename for when you have to do a really loud, powerful fart.

Watch out, I gotta Tallahassee.

by Goose the loose June 16, 2011

Tallahassee Tinkertoy

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009

Tallahassee Windhorse Droppings

The process of not taking a shower for around a week, then having oral sex, when the orgasm is almost reached, scratch your head and let the dandruff flakes fall into a pile onto your partners chest, then bust the load in the pile of dandruff flakes. After you have a busted load in the pile of flakes you can do what you please with it.

top 5 things to do with the Tallahassee Windhorse Droppings:
1. take a picture with it.
2. rub it all over your partners chest so it looks like a fresh snowfall.
3. make a snowball out of it.
4. lick it off
5. put it in between your toes with peanut butter and let your dog lick it off.

by Tallahassee Windhorse February 22, 2011

Tallahassee

Tallahassee has alot of thugs i went there and i saw alotof black people barely any white i thought i was gonna get shot but it is a fun place to live.

Tallahassee is a fun and scary placeto live

by ghffgghd May 17, 2009