All types of drat.

An awesome new phrase that will endure throughout the ages.

"All types of drat!" said Strong Bad.

"I am scheming all types of drat."

by fuckedurgf October 31, 2019

There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

Mauricio way of typing

Writing a phrase that consist of the first word of the phrase being in low-key and the rest in caps.

mARIANA MARQUES IS AWESOME AS FUCK.

tHIS IS THE MAURICIO WAY OF TYPING

by maurocioabqkbw July 23, 2017

Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

by its_4life December 5, 2021

typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

by none January 15, 2004

typography

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.

When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.

by R Hadzor April 17, 2006