Reality TV

Reality TV: An Irony. It's as scripted as Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice and lines in "The Terminator".

Reality TV on mtv, vh1, etc..

Air head: Omg! Tara just found out Josh cheated on her with Jenna at Tara's own party. Kim got a DUI. Chelsea got a contract with the best supermodeling agencies in the world. Chad just got promoted to a million dollar business, and Kelly found out she got preggers my some random hookup she met at Tara's party. OMG!! Sooo much drama!1

Smart person: You do know that's all scripted, right?

Air head: Ughh! Whatevs!

by Erik/Raoul April 09, 2010

Hungover TV

TV shows watched while hungover from a long night of drinking; usually such shows require low attention, particularly cartoons

I watched so much hungover TV this past weekend.

by PENGUINCARL July 25, 2008

reality tv

a TV genre in which you watch over-sexed people complain about each other

Reality TV is not very realistic

by *tweak* September 24, 2003

reality tv

The crack cocaine of television.

In re Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth vs. Ereka Vetrini the court decides that both parties are sentenced to a life on reality tv without possibility of parole

by skipatrol August 06, 2004

TV Tray

A sexual act in which the female prepares a meal for the man and allows him to bend her over and have sex with her while using her as a stand for his plate of food.

My lady was wanting some sex, so I gave her the TV Tray so I could do two things at once.

by Valdus Dracian September 03, 2014

Big TV

Kanye West big TV

Person 1: Is that Kanye West big TV?
Brandon: Yes

by Jacob746328637592y49t648 October 30, 2020

indirect TV

Indirect TV is another way to refer to the act of stealing cable.

I asked my neighbor across the hall if I could get a couple of eggs, and while he was retrieving them from the refrigerator I did a little bit of work on his cable box so I could get some indirect TV.

by Rob Schwartz January 06, 2009