Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
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Life Trophy

Life trophies are usually brought up in conversation to illustrate how awesome a person thinks they are.

You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.
Eddie: What do you do this weekend?

Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.

Eddie: nice life trophy.
by runtyrun December 12, 2010
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Twat Trophy

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)
by tallen7987 December 04, 2012
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Cock Trophy

an unplanned child, usually when the female forgets to take her birth control on purpose to trap a guy she is sleeping with.
Hey Heather did you see Sarah and her new cock trophy?
by North Bay Guy November 10, 2009
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Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 02, 2014
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Trophy Pusher

Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.
You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.
by 2LunchTommy November 10, 2020
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