A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
Life trophies are usually brought up in conversation to illustrate how awesome a person thinks they are.
You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.
You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.
Eddie: What do you do this weekend?
Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.
Eddie: nice life trophy.
Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.
Eddie: nice life trophy.
by runtyrun December 12, 2010
Term of endearment for children...
by tallen7987 December 04, 2012
an unplanned child, usually when the female forgets to take her birth control on purpose to trap a guy she is sleeping with.
by North Bay Guy November 10, 2009
A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 02, 2014
You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.
by 2LunchTommy November 10, 2020
by Brainass June 07, 2021