when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
by echhi June 23, 2019
Get the the human torchmug. On December 18th it's torch appreciation day. You should appreciate Torch on this day and if you don't you will be muted!
by Scleen December 18, 2022
Get the Torch appreciation daymug. A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.
In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2022
Get the asettlene torchmug. The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.
by rybones October 6, 2025
Get the Torch Knobbingmug. by El_Doughnut February 26, 2015
Get the Torchmug. Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}
by parkanian July 20, 2008
Get the torch of lovemug.