This rat is definitely not as good as Turner Tangerines, Nebay, or Sekander at anything, he is just a nerd!!!
by Turner Tangerines October 21, 2020
Get the tiltedlurker mug.A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 8, 2014
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The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm March 14, 2011
Get the Tainted Love mug.The tinterweb is a slang word for the internet. It it used by those people who are actually geeks and spend all their time on the internet but who want to look cool and non-geeky.
by Leeds January 6, 2005
Get the Tinterweb mug.The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
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It comes in either orange (6.6% alcohol) or green (8.8%). Comparable to the effects of Sparks, or a drink like red bull and vodka.
Studies have shown that caffeine impairs your ability to realize how drunk you are.
It comes in either orange (6.6% alcohol) or green (8.8%). Comparable to the effects of Sparks, or a drink like red bull and vodka.
Studies have shown that caffeine impairs your ability to realize how drunk you are.
by tilted August 17, 2007
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You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby
by Slient Ice April 4, 2009
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