Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

Sex on the Television by LordJenal December 10, 2022

The Purple Shirt of Sex

The shirt worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in the BBC show Sherlock. First seen in the unaired pilot, then again in The Great Game

Fangirl: *sees the purple shirt of sex*
*licks the tv/computer screen*

The Purple Shirt of Sex by OragamiSauce December 11, 2012

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

what the heckk... sex penis? by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020

The Purple Shirt of Sex

The seductively deep purple shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac.

It's first appearance is in "The Great Game", the third episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.

"Please, just one button pop off, at least one...or two..." - A cumberbitch on the purple shirt of sex

The Purple Shirt of Sex by Irene A. (ConfettiJessie) April 19, 2011

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021