A: "I couldn't shove my man meat in cause she had that glue pussy."
B: "You gotta get her moister than an oyster first my guy"
A: "Ooohhhh, thanks for the tip bro."
B: "You gotta get her moister than an oyster first my guy"
A: "Ooohhhh, thanks for the tip bro."
by Conways daddy November 11, 2021
When nearing the climax of sexual activates, you turn off the lights, whip out some super glue and act like your ejaculating while pouring glue over her face and then quickly running out the door never to be seen again.
by soggybean July 22, 2021
When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)
Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?
Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.
Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"
Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.
Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"
by 4playdriving December 12, 2016
to be expected, as standard
When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue
by Big aldo July 13, 2018
Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh
by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016
Dude Glue - no bullshit deodorant for dudes that don't want the natural shit that pulls out armpit hair or smells like lavender eucalyptus perfume aisle
by Dpurplegang September 21, 2023