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Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.
"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2
by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012
mugGet the Glue Poopermug.

glue-doo

The hairstyle the 'ghetto fabulous'white girls wear. It involves a ton of hairspray and is recognized by thin broad strands of hair bonded to the forehead. Another popular form of this hair style is when the person's hair is pulled back so tightly.. it kind of resembles that one part in saw IV (where that chick almost got her scalp ripped off..). The texture resembles a piece of card board, or a hard shelled taco. It's very brittle, and could break if handled incorrectly. This hair cut fucken sucks, and who ever rocks it should be slapped in the mouth.
You see that trashy white bitch over there? Totally rockin the glue-doo.

Yea, that shit looks fucked.
by roll3rbladr December 28, 2007
mugGet the glue-doomug.

christmas glue

When Santa or whoever your "Santa" is this year cums in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)
Jane: "Hey Stacey, what did Greg get you for Christmas this year?

Stacey: "Oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.

Jane: "Josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking"
by 4playdriving December 12, 2016
mugGet the christmas gluemug.

Ballsack glue

Not unlike duck butter in its nature, ballsack glue is the result of a sweaty dong, sac, grundle, and anus and creates a Velcro-like seal between the ballsack and the inner thigh
This ballsack glue is so strong I ripped out all my pubes just trying to step sideways!
by Butteryrubberducky June 23, 2016
mugGet the Ballsack gluemug.

cat glue

She has a nice cat glue
by HIV lover4322 September 5, 2017
mugGet the cat gluemug.

Dude Glue

Dude Glue - no bullshit deodorant for dudes that don't want the natural shit that pulls out armpit hair or smells like lavender eucalyptus perfume aisle
Give me that dude glue, my armpits smell like donkey dick
by Dpurplegang September 21, 2023
mugGet the Dude Gluemug.

Shit glue

by Ghost_op5 August 10, 2009
mugGet the Shit gluemug.

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