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frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".
Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.
by DirtyDan879 May 20, 2015
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Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.
Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016
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German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
by Jadjad January 6, 2013
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Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.
When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 6, 2020
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Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
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Freaky Forest

A girl with a really thick bush ;) ;)
by IntoXic8dDeatH June 5, 2018
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Butt forest

The area of a mans butt where there is much hair and to navigate through it’s like going through a forest
When I blew coke up my husband butt it was hard to get through the butt forest
by Cokeeesmurf October 31, 2018
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