corn-tan

a tan created by being a sun slut.

you're such a corn-tan.

nice corn-tan.

are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.

oh my god! look at your corn-tan!

you should get that corn-tan checked out.

by corn-tanner March 27, 2010

Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind

This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.

Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"

by Robert Chives July 28, 2014

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

vanna tan

better than vanna white, because she's tan and awesome!

you're so vanna tan ; )

by VannaTan April 22, 2007

Ah tan

A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.

Becareful!!! Ah Tan is at the door

by Bryan Oei March 31, 2005