you're such a corn-tan.
nice corn-tan.
are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.
oh my god! look at your corn-tan!
you should get that corn-tan checked out.
nice corn-tan.
are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.
oh my god! look at your corn-tan!
you should get that corn-tan checked out.
by corn-tanner March 27, 2010

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.
by ElectricErin December 7, 2007

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

by VannaTan April 22, 2007

A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.
by Bryan Oei March 31, 2005
