Tan Man

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”

Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?

by BeHeMothBoii February 03, 2018

jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.

Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"

by Robert Chives July 28, 2014

Grunge Tan

When you get a sunburn and/or sun tan while wearing ripped jeans.

“When she went skating she developed a grunge tan.”

“She got a grunge tan worse than her flannel.”

by Alcoholismispower June 01, 2021

Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind

This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

vanna tan

better than vanna white, because she's tan and awesome!

you're so vanna tan ; )

by VannaTan April 14, 2007

Ah tan

A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.

Becareful!!! Ah Tan is at the door

by Bryan Oei April 01, 2005