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Stoatmeister

An individual adept in the arts of Stoatery. Person of exceptional Stoatish abilities.
With continued application and an unswerving weye for detail, you may one day become a Stoatmeister, young man.
by Sentinel December 8, 2003
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SWAT

Sexy Without Actually Trying
SWAT is only the best compliment that can ever be given. When asked what words you would use to describe yourself, be sure to put SWAT at the top of the list!!
He/she/they is/are so SWAT
by lips&comb November 20, 2017
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Girly Swat

A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.

Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"BEACAUSE!!"

"Thank you for your logical explanation."

"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"

"I'll see you when I need form stamped."

"Oh shut up bin-man!"
by billy bo bo June 7, 2005
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Swati

Swati is the most stone hearted person you'll ever meet. She loves her family. She is selfish at times. She is sweet but if you get close to her, you'll get to know her true colors.
She is unpredictable. I wish Swati used her brain to make proper decisions.
by Food for lyf September 6, 2019
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sultan of swat

this is a nickname for a sexual position in which the man is on top in the missionary position. the woman then wraps her legs around the man's waist very tightly, followed by her arms around his upper body. The woman is then hanging mid-air during the intercourse and the sultan of swat is being performed.
That guy was very surprised by how loud I moaned when he gave me a sultan of swat
by Sex Panther 69 May 16, 2008
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Swath

To roll around in blankets when you are stoned
Joel smoked some weed and has been swathing for the past hour
by kmactodeath May 13, 2011
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swatt

(n)so wasted all the time, started by a kick ass group of females, (v)to get your ass kicked, embarassed (verbally/physicall)
swatt rocks my world
Ahhh, mon you just got swatted.
by YYLWhoa May 4, 2004
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