Swee

When you tape your dick to your girls forehead and stick your balls in her mouth

Random Guy: Mate I totality swee her last night
Random Guy: Oh dude that's hot ;)

by FreshPoutine September 29, 2014

Sweek

A person of Swedish and Greek heritage.

Look at that gorgeous sweek over there! The only way she could be any hotter is if she had a twin.

by iezebel March 4, 2010

Sweedish sundae

Verb
The act of taking a large ripping shit on your partner's chest, and having the male bust nuts upon it.

Here comes the Sweedish Sundae bitch!

by Pesmerga January 29, 2004

sween

To do lots of annoying, time consuming things that one doesn't want to do. Examples of sweening include making endless personal business related phone calls such as to an insurance company, going to the DMV, going to the post office, etc.

I had a day off and I had to spend the whole day sweening.

by mishmashigas March 25, 2009

Sweek

Anything potentially prophetic. It is anything that might be in a rewrite of the Bible. It is anything that has some sort of massive effect on mankind.

Derivation: AMERICAN ENGLISH: it came from a need to name Kanye West's high opinion of himself, in which he claims that he would probably be a main character in the Bible if it were written today.

1. Thank God. My interview with Kanye West was full of sweek. I'm hoping to get some dialogue going with Jesus Christ himself, but I'm not sure how to get ahold of him.

2. Henry Ford's implementation of the assembly line was sweek. I can't imagine that not being part of a modern Bible.

by iSunMonkey February 26, 2010

Swee

A psycho's way of saying "Sweet!" when they are too excited about something crazy...

Jay: Did you see that guy with his hair on fire running around yelling "my hair is on fire, my hair is on fire?"
John: Dude, you just set that guys hair on fire!
Jay: Oh... yea. That was Swee!

by jrnookiemonster February 16, 2009

sweedish meatball

When one is having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you head.

While tagging the 6th month old woman, the man said, "Wow thats one great sweedish meatball."

by TeeJay July 17, 2004