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Sweater Puppets

That girl's sweater puppets are bouncin'.
by jiminycricket April 11, 2007
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emo sweater

An emo sweater is usually stripey. Popular colours include purple and black ,red and black or green and black.
The 'emo sweater' means a lot more if it belongs to the emo boy/emo girl's girlfriend/boyfriend or best friend.
Emo sweaters can be baggy or regular fit, some are hooded.
The sweater can be worn with a shirt underneath, revealing the collar above the neckline of the sweater. This is a common look for emo boys.
The red and black striped sweater worn by Dennis the Menace.
See also stripey tights, stripey scarves and stripey socks-very popular alternatives to the original emo sweater.
by Ashaya October 30, 2006
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Sweater Meats

Large, mouthwatering breasts
I think, tonight, I should like to sample the sweater meats.

No, Danny's girlfriend is over there. The one with the sweater meats.
by Tyrathect May 20, 2006
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Sweater Swag

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. It also helps your Sweater Swag if you consider yourself to be too Hipster to be Hipster.
Also it helps to know what team your playing for, LFRT.
Oh man!! That guy has hella Sweater Swag!! He's just just beatin' all the ladies away.
by THE BOSS OF YOSEMITE December 4, 2011
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beer sweater

The cozy warmth felt by those under the effects of alcohol.
"man, I can't believe he's not freezing - it's below zero and he's only wearing a t-shirt!"

"nah, I saw how much of that keg he drank - he's got his beer sweater on"
by marvyp September 18, 2008
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sweater bags

Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.
by Kentucky Windage November 6, 2009
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Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
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