Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is the most elite of air boats, to the point where all other air boats bow to its greatness!

Some day I want to own a sweet swamp donkey!

by A KY July 2, 2017

Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.

Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul

by Mellyaura May 10, 2018

Swamp donkey

Refers to a nasty and dirty man or women who you don't like, that tries to act like they are a bad ass. A swamp donkey usually is overweight and wears clothes two sizes to small. They are also usually raised in a trailer park

"Have you seen Becky, she's dressed like a hoe and and being really bitchy"

"Ugh she's such a swamp donkey"
Gross trailer park Dirty swamp donkey

by just a girl in waiting May 21, 2016

swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with

Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !

by Euro Clips April 30, 2016

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019

Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020