Swallow's Nest

A view from the back of a female, in which you are able to see the bulge created by her pink part though her legs.

Sean:
I like girls with a little junk in the trunk.

Dan:
Not me. I like girls with the ass of a ten year old boy. Like when you can see her swallow's nest dangling like it's off the edge of a cliff.

by Craftyshrew November 12, 2008

swallowing teeth

punching someone in the mouth so hard you bust their front teeth (or tooth) and send it down their throat from the sheer force of the punch

that nigga did what? fuck, he's gonna be swallowing teeth when i find his ass

by feed the printer paper April 24, 2010

swallow

what you call an easy slag.

"eurgh man dat gash grindin over der is buttazz"

"i know man but she's blaitz swallow"

"safe i'll have some"

by itssimplekillthebatman May 6, 2009

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Sleepy swallow

When a male/female gives a blow job to somone while that person is asleep.

Lets just say Bob goes to Garry's house for a sleep over... they stay up real late and Bob ends up just going to bed cause he is to tired. Well Garry decides to have himself a good old time and gives Bob a sleepy swallow. Not cool Garry....

by 99 ZULU October 28, 2009

Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010