Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

by Doc Hero March 28, 2009

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Brastic Surgery

(Derived from plastic surgery) When a female wears a bra with so much padding that her breast size increases a whole letter. (i.e from B cup to C cup)

Joe: "Wow look at the rack on Shelby! Man, she almost looks attractive now"
Bill: "Don't be fooled, she just had a brastic surgery. She's still ugly as hell"

by tahreeksma November 2, 2010

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social surgery

the swift removal of infected, parasidic and just plain full-of-shit people from your life.

i need to do some social surgery to my friends list

by trevsm May 9, 2011

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posh surfer

A posh surfer is someone who loves the shred lifestyle, but rocks up at the beach in a clean recent model 4x4, probably from their boyfriends parents beach house. Most of the time looks at the waves, but doesn't like to enter the water - after all its all about the Insta shot with the board.

When discussing the surfer term rad.
PS : "I suppose I'm not one for using colloquial terms"
Respondent: "Oh you're a posh surfer"

by ItWasMyBirthday July 20, 2017

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cunt surfer

someone from Malaysian heritage with an extreme hankering from anti-penis parades in downton denver

hit it
yaa

ooh

man.. i can only dream of being such a high level cunt surfer like hunter

by gamerman January 3, 2019

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quadruple manpass surgery

Like quadruple bypass surgery, only manlier.

Hey Tobias the Armenian Prawn driver!
Yo.
Driven any prawns lately?
Once or twice.
Say, I like your sideburns.
Thanks.
Well, I need to go and have quadruple manpass surgery.
Sucks for you.

by Elysian Toaster January 14, 2009

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