Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Somali Pirate

You wake your girl in the middle of the night and say, "did you hear something?" You then finger her in her butt to startle her and get her to jump up and then try to give her a facial jazz shot. And once you succeed, you throw her off the bed.

Man, I gave her a Somali Pirate when she least expected it last night. Bam ! ! She didn't know what hit her.

by Ninja Gene April 21, 2009

somaliman

Derogatory term for a person with black skin.

Phrase originates from the Leicester area.

Check out that somaliman with the huge lips! I bet he was born at midnight.

by Dave Tiberius January 27, 2007

sumaia

Sumaia is a very friendly person, enjoys meeting new people, eyebrows that look like 2 ants together, loves broccoli & reese’s. she's willing to listen to all your rants and overall is such a kind generous person. But like she dumb af her grades be failing. Itchin n burnin.

OMG! is that a sUmAiA 😩😳

Sumaia is really pretty wish I was like her.
You will never be a Sumaia
Sumaias so lucky she gets all the boys

by suuxx January 29, 2020

Somalia

Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY

Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me

by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021

Somalian Rocket

After having hardcore anal sex and performing a donkey punch on your mate, grab them, and throw them head first through the nearest window, regardless of what floor you're on.

I've had a broken neck since i received a somalian rocket from my boyfriend.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

Somalian throat fuck

The act of inserting feces in ones mouth followed by pelvic penis thrusts down ones throat.

Oh man that girl was a freak i even gave her the somalian throat fuck

by Greasyjim1015 June 22, 2018