sidestanding

Occurring at the site of a sidewalk or hallway, sidestanding is the act of obliviously standing in the middle of a high traffic sidewalk/hallway to talk to an acquaintance upon seeing them, thus putting oneself in the way of all pedestrians and forcing them to inconveniently walk through or around the conversation.

I had to walk on the muddy grass to get around those dumb girls sidestanding.

by Kenderson232 October 21, 2011

beach sides finest

the best dank in town

i got some of beach sides finest

by z unit May 13, 2005

sidestroke

The was I like to jack it.

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

by JL August 21, 2003

Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 1, 2004

Sides

Multiple people taking bong rips (moles, chops) side by side. (Can be done over facetime)

Yo Beast, u tryna take sides at my place after class?
Yea bet i’ll bring my delph

by IllyMoles November 10, 2019

sideswipe

Wiping your dick off on a woman's side of ribcage tattoo

When i finished off this broad i sideswiped the remains on her rose tattoo

by readlesworth August 18, 2010