STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.

My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.

by Stubber June 11, 2006

Stubitch

A girl that no one can stand to be near.

Hey...shut up! Here comes the stubitch!!!

by Murda October 27, 2004

Stubbalo

Named after a big douchebag deluxe.

used to describe having to take a wicked shit.

"Watch the counter i have to go take a wicked Stubbalo"

by Master Pussy eater January 1, 2007

stubish

(n): A good longtime friend either male or female that just recently did something that pissed you off but not to the point of wanting to call them a stupid bitch.

Hey stubish, did you just drink my beer?

by Supreme Bish August 30, 2010

Stubb

A exceptional person of Norwegian American descent, that likely grew up in the northern part of the United States (particularly the Dakotas or Washington).

A Stubb generally has an infectious sense of humor and is blessed with natural intelligence, to counteract their often oddly shaped bodies.

With that personality that the general disregard for the temperature, I'm guessing he must be a Stubb.

by Stumanji March 26, 2009

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

designer stuble

reminants of facial hair when you have, creating a dark area around the mouth area. Designer stuble is only fitting on certain men, making them look rough yet attractive. (Apparently)

Not a good look on women.

he's tall, dark and handsome, it's his designer stuble!

by Gorgash September 4, 2005