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stomach jihad

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.
by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007
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Stombock

A last name. Given at birth, kept by being a badass. If you suck, we kick you outa the family. They can smell fear, and it is a scent that makes a Stombock angry. It is usually dealt with a swift kick to either the nuts or a punch in the baby-maker, though in rare cases ends with the death of said fearful person. Stombocks drink entirely too much at totally innapropriate times, because they can. If you don't like it, take it up with them, they will be sure to take the time to listen, then proceed to remove your testicles for being such a "bitch".
"Dude John, we've got problems, there's a Stombock drunk at the bar pissing all over the floor and throwing empty bottles at people, we gotta leave, I forgot to wear a cup and he might kick me in the balls."
by elementrider48 January 20, 2010
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stomach growth

when males pull their testicles out of their pants and rest it on the top of their waste band while hidden under their shirt. Then they go around asking if anyone would like to see their stomach growth.
Hey Chris I just showed Jon my stomach growth. He thought it was real.
by Sir Braxwell of Booshire October 23, 2013
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Sour Stomach

When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.
Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.
by FleshyAcorn February 29, 2016
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max stomber

(maximum) A variation of the stomber. It includes the twisting of the wrists and adds in the sideways bopping of the head going with the beat. Should only be done while listening to the single ladies and by effeminate people.
Joey and Sarah were doing the stomber at the club, but Christian got more attention when he did the max stomber
by Mizz thanghoho March 19, 2009
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Stromboli

Italy's Burrito
1: Hey bro, ever had a stromboli?
2: Nah dude what's that?
1: Bro. It's like Italy's Burrito
2: Sick.
by brochacho808 December 29, 2010
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Skrom

A person who has a head where their Ass is and an ass where their head is.
by Big Deano March 9, 2018
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