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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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Stooling Stool

Noun :

1. A generic or knock-off Squatty Potty ; Usually in the form of a small footstool.

2. A homemade Squatty Potty
$40? Forget that Squatty Potty ! I'm getting me a stooling stool at Walmart!
by Ibuddy66 June 12, 2018
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Stool

When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass
Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes
by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017
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stool

wow man, your stool is hard
by okokbruh July 27, 2022
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
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Sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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