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New York Stock Exchange

The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.
Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.
by drucalem3030 December 12, 2008
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Baltimore Stock Exchange

When two people of any gender exchange flatulence by lining up their asses so that their assholes align. They then fart at the same time, exchanging gases.
Dave and I are great proponents of the Baltimore Stock Exchange
by jubal early July 29, 2011
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cock stock

Alternate meaning for semen or sperm.
Jim and Jenny wanted to have a baby so Jim went to the doctor to check on his cock stock levels.
by CoolCalm October 27, 2011
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checking my stock

Its when you stratch your balls and sniff your fingers.
I've been checking my stock and its straight skin cheese son!!!
by Kazel February 24, 2006
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Green Stock

Marijuana bought to later be sold for a profit.
Jim just picked up some green stock if you need to buy a bag.
by ElDiablo August 9, 2005
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Pounding Stock

The act of replenishing (filling) shelves in a grocery store like a beast.
Kevin: Hey Dan you know Bill from the grocery department,
he seems like a good worker.

Dan: Ya man, Bill's just fucking Pounding Stock, those shelves are always full.
by wimplewinch November 3, 2012
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Last Stock

The worst crew in the SCS. All of they're members are mashers or campers, especially their leader, who somehow does both. Do not play with Last Stock, they will make you want to quit the game. If you lose to Last Stock you should quit the game.
If I was in Last Stock I would kill myself from embarassment.
by Dredient January 8, 2021
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