Seattle Sleeper

When a males ejaculates on their partner's face while they are asleep.

My girl wouldn't give it up last night so I jizzed on her face when she was asleep. Man alive, she hates a Seattle Sleeper.

by CPL Punishment March 25, 2009

The Pittsburgh Steelers

a team in the National Football League (NFL) that is the measuring stick for which all other teams considered "great" can be measured against.

6 Lombardi Trophy's, slew of Hall of Famers, unrelenting, suffocating defense, the best traveled fans of any team.

Also as a side note, one can use the term "Pittsburgh Steeler" as an adjective to describe something as being great.

And the Pittsburgh Steelers have done it, surpassing both the 49ers and the Cowboys as the only team to win 6 Super Bowls. Looks like just 3 yrs after winning one for the thumb they now have one for the other thumb.

2 guys discussing the night before
Dude 1: Saw you leave with that hottie last night, way to go man.
Dude 2: Thanks man, been on a little drought lately.
Dude 1: So how it go?
Dude 2: Had a couple drinks, talked some, and then it was onto the bedroom. It was Pittsburgh Steelers all the way. (meaning the sex was great)
Dude 1: Nice, (high fives Dude 2) she have any friends?
Dude 2: Well yeh, but they dont like guys with small dicks.
Dude 1: That sucks, well at least I am lucky your ex-wife is still around, she never complains
Dude 2: Asshole (kicks Dude 1 in the balls)

by Myron Cope February 4, 2009

street sweeper

a gun, called a street sweeper because it cleans the streets of those who are disliked or unlucky

I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go
- Nelly

by crazy cat lady June 27, 2006

Steelers

The fuckin best football team in the world the newest dynasty with an extra "nasty" to it. The best D-fence and the most unique offense. Seacock fans Cry because their crappy team with a bunch of vaginas didn't win. speaking of vaginas Doesn't the Seacocks Stadium Quest Stadium Look like a big Vagina. It even has the Clit in the Middle. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen as far as stadiums....check it out!. The Steelers will continue to dominate the NFL. We'll crush our division this year.....also have the best fans who love beer and football the same. Beer and football in pittsburgh is like PB&J we love em' and we love them Stillers..... GO PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seattle sucks balls almost as much as their team, best thing to come out of seattle is coffee....maybe???

Go steelers,,,,,, hey man the steelers rock huh? fuck yeah they do known for the run and D-fence best in the fuckin world

Terrible towls have been known to blind people especially seahawk fans in detroit the couple that were there anyway!!!!

by Fuck Seattle August 30, 2006

Swivel Sweeper

When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.

"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."

by Isostran October 7, 2008

Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008

Steelers

Professional NFL Sports Franchise-famous for it's 5 championships and classy ownership

The Steelers really beat the shit out of the Ravens last week.

by AllKohn December 16, 2008