SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

by HaaSaas January 18, 2010

satan kink

When a person is so obsessed with Satan they’ll go as far as to fuck Satan (a.k.a daddy Satan)

“I have such a Satan kink, I mean Satan could fuck me all the way to hell

by Satanicdaddy May 15, 2018

satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.

Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps

by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007

Satan

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005

Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

satan's alley

The greatest movie that was never made. Stars Kirk Lazaris and Tobey Maguire. Its about two priests who fall in love. But, since it is against the religion, Kirk's character is banished and forced to write scripture for 50 years.

X: Dude, whats your favorite movie?
Y: Satan's Alley
X: That doesnt exsist.
Y: FUCK YOU MAN!

by p1fl February 28, 2009

Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.

Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014