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dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.
The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.
by jnager September 5, 2012
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Rapist Stache

Oye, have you seen Sean's rapist stache? It make him look like tremendo violador!!!
by Pasacio June 29, 2013
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Executive Stance

A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.

The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.

The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.
by Earth First! September 8, 2022
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Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side
Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!
by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010
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cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.
by xzybit March 8, 2006
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spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)
I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.
by resto776 September 1, 2009
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