You mess with crabo, you get the stabo

If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.

Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo

by Severe Autism April 15, 2017

seacow

a psycho ex who gains 75plus pounds following a long over-due break-up.

Leanna seacowed after that long over-due break-up with James.

by Yea, I'm that Guy April 9, 2009

smegma stache

v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.

your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.

by destructifierakus November 10, 2004

Staceyism

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.

I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!

by 1Founder February 7, 2009

'stache

Slang for a thick, manly mustache that reaches to each corner of the lips perfectly; a 'stache is always well groomed.

- Hey Jeffrey, that 'stache is freakin' thick!
- Thanks, gurl.

by Fat Cat Gaberino June 3, 2010

Perve Stache

The first mustache on a young man, or the one and only mustache on a creeper.

"Look at that greasy Perve Stache on the man. He must be a pedofile!"

by The Guy that lives in a box September 30, 2009

Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.

Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....

by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013