sminking

smiling and winking at the same time, while while having sex with a female(s) in the ass as she looks back at you

I was sminking on that hoe all last night

by JabaThe Hut January 19, 2008

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma April 26, 2020

slinking

The process of hanging a woman with hooks on her vagina lips until the lips become long enough(or saggy enough) to be played with as if they were little boys testicles.

Holy shit, that guy is amazing at slinking!

by BigDaddyDingDong January 19, 2011

Sinking Pumpkin

When a man's genitals are sucked into a woman's vagina and then quickly launched back at him.

Dude, Amy pulled a sinking pumpkin on me and it it me in the face.

by Le Kweef May 18, 2010

Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.

"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"

by Stelmaria September 21, 2021

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023