doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

Hot Squat

When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.

Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.

by LarryBird March 28, 2019

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

Squat and drop

what you do while camping with no toilet

hang on i gotta go squat and drop

by meme rememe May 31, 2020

eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.

jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china

by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021