doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

Hot Squat

When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.

Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.

by LarryBird March 28, 2019

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Swoop and squat

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.

Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.

by human lab rat July 20, 2014

The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021