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Swoop and squat

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.
Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.
by human lab rat July 20, 2014
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The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.
by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
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Hot Squat

When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.
Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.
by LarryBird March 28, 2019
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zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.
Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.
by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010
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squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it
by Nisiekay September 3, 2016
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doodley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.
by aaarwin January 7, 2013
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Squatting cobbler

Fetish filming of person sitting on pie
He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion
by Saul Fan September 3, 2016
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