Me: OMG, my girlfriend skrunted all over the kitchen floor last night.
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?
by Fang Fang January 12, 2009
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Get the spunt mug.1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.
by weaver April 13, 2005
Get the scrunter mug.Of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. Worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. Typically form fitting to a specific ass.
I can't sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt Ethel's ass.
It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.
It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.
by Chris DeWitt January 5, 2009
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by Spanish Inquisitor December 23, 2008
Get the strunting mug.The act of leaving the beauty salon after finishing your haircut, right before you go to the front desk and pay for it. Similar in nature to the infamous "Dine and dash".
Drew hated the haircut his stylist gave him, so instead of paying for something he didn't want, he decided to snip and sprint.
by gr33kboi September 3, 2011
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