skrunt

verb: When a woman spontaneously aborts her child while trying to excrete a tremendous fecal load.

Me: OMG, my girlfriend skrunted all over the kitchen floor last night.
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?

by Fang Fang January 12, 2009

spunt

1. terminated; used up; cashed (Adj.)

Hey man, this bowl is spunt. Do you have anymore weed?

by Johnny Cashed May 14, 2009

scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

by weaver April 13, 2005

rump-sprung

Of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. Worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. Typically form fitting to a specific ass.

I can't sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt Ethel's ass.

It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.

by Chris DeWitt January 5, 2009

scrunter

a woman who is so ugly that to call her a munter would be an understatement

oh my god, that is a scrunter

by lizzie March 7, 2004

strunting

street-hunting

strunting = murder

Someone's been strunting my friend's family...now they're dead.

by Spanish Inquisitor December 23, 2008

Snip and sprint

The act of leaving the beauty salon after finishing your haircut, right before you go to the front desk and pay for it. Similar in nature to the infamous "Dine and dash".

Drew hated the haircut his stylist gave him, so instead of paying for something he didn't want, he decided to snip and sprint.

by gr33kboi September 3, 2011