Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

(see sporking)

RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

by UrSportsGirl February 26, 2012

Splock

A black spock

He looks like splock

by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013

spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

by Smiles129 October 11, 2014

Splorgy

An orgy where the main goal is for everyone and everything to be splooged on

Geoffrey: You going to that splorgy tonight?

Wang: Nah man I don't wanna get cum all over my body

by Norway Loves Meerkats February 3, 2015

Spork

A utensil much like a spoon but with points to pick up something like meat

I want a spoon but my food must also be skewered to be picked up. So I will use a spork.

by Basic processor system robot July 31, 2015

Spkork

It is the combination of a spoon, a fork and and knife however the knife is not referred to as a blade. As it's the knife's time to shine and the K is not going to remain silent anymore

"Pass me the spkork please Stedman"

by Seswahze December 6, 2015

Sporkcoat

1) When a female (girl) is talking to someone, as well as someone else as her mate.

2)Its when a male uses a girl only for a season.

1) I met this new guy, but he is my sporkcoat as long as my boyfriend doesn't know.

2) I have this girl as my sporkcoat , until the season is over.

by The OGs September 21, 2016