splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.

Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!

by 123456782014 November 12, 2014

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.

If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...

by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012

Splash Zone

The area surrounding someone when they doin a wave check

Did you see Jaquis’ wavecheck? I was in the splash zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

Sack Splash

When your dropping a large loaf and it crashes into the toilet with such force, water splashes up into your scrotum

"Dude, I was pinching a turd when water came up and sack splashed me, I'm still kind of wet."

by ForeverMoist October 13, 2009

Rubber Splash

When your having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and whip her with the condom, and then jizz on her face and or body.

I can't believe I got Alisha with the rubber splash last night bro.

by Classic Jimmie June 1, 2017

Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

by 6515 October 31, 2011