spain but the s is silent

a phrase most commonly used in scenarios where-

1:, you fell for a 2D/fictional character
2:, your minecraft dog died
3:, you realized you were the family disappointment

hoe #1 : hey did you hear what happened to slut #7?
hoe #2 : yeah there in spain but the s is silent

by dancinginmyroom November 27, 2020

king of spain's beard

A phrase used to refer to the female pubic hair.

"She had no knickers on and when the wind picked up you could see the king of Spain's beard!"

by Mike Oxarrd January 12, 2009

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

spline

A combination organ between the spine and the spleen. One which doesn't exist, but you should ask the stoner people how it's doing anyways.

Hey Maya, how's your spline doing? What? Not to well? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

by Stev-ky March 8, 2005

Splindouche

The sweat that starts at the top of ur asscrack and runs down to your taint and makes it itch.

Tom said "Frank my grundle is itchy" and then Frank replied "Oh dude its just the Splindouche"

by Jon Whitehead January 15, 2006

Splantz

Splantz

A word to describe the wackness or how un-fly someone or something is.

Dat ting is completely splantz innit

by Joshreevephraseting April 25, 2011

Splange

A girls smelly vagina

She's got a right splange

by jen68 December 7, 2006