Spanks

A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L

1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.

by PaperKing April 7, 2015

shit stinks

#1 - The situation is messed up, aka fucked up

#2 - Also to call a spade a spade

#1 & 2 - Dave - "I heard that bitch was running her yap about you again at the killer"

Biff - "Shit stinks kid, whatayougonnado"

by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010

Spinister

A single woman after the age of 35 that has reached sinister spinster status.

She was alone with just her cats as company; she is a spinister.

by Not the crazy cat lady July 31, 2009

spinkle sponk

Another word for vaginal intercourse.

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.

by swampdonkey49 December 2, 2017

Spanksta

Sasha; One who spanks in a firm manner; too the point; A gangsta of the art of spanking.

"yo mayyn i did that gurl ova therree! She gotten them spankins mayyn"
"Mayyn you's a Spanksta!"

by as;dkfnadgv January 31, 2008

SSRI spinster

A woman who has knowingly lost interest in sex due to the use of SSRI anti-depressants.

Oftentimes, these women are fully aware of the fact that the SSRI's have eliminated, or sharply reduced their libido, but they don't care, some women even see a reduction of sexual urges as being beneficial.

CHICK ---- Every since I started taking Lexapro I don't feel so miserable and I'm better at my job now, but I could care less about sex.

DUDE (Chick's soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend) --- You feel BETTER now that your not having sex with me? That's just great..

CHICK ---- It's not that I dislike sex with you, I just don't care, why bother?

DUDE --- Why bother? No sex will end our relationship!

CHICK ---- I'm in a better place with the Lexapro, I don't need your negative energy

DUDE --- You're an SSRI spinster...I can't be with you anymore

by 415man94102 May 29, 2012

Spunks

For a man/ woman to ejaculate

Dave spunks in Darren's eye

by King Prez February 22, 2007