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fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"
by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014
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Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.
After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.
by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006
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Spidar

Noun.
Spidar is like spider but with an 'A' in it. Developed in the late '90s to annoy Dave Cook this spelling has since spawned an institution.

See also Spidraulic Fluid
Spidar daught cawm sends werd to yo mother
by Doctor December 5, 2004
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spiderfarmer

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).
Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.
by Al Kami May 21, 2006
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Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
by StinkTaco March 4, 2008
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Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.
I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.
by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010
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twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.
I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
by k9bubba August 26, 2009
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